Take one drink if...
-Person goes dumpster diving for coupons or takes them from other houses
-Amount of hours the featured couponer spends clipping coupons is mentioned
-featured couponer is younger than 30 or older than 50
-featured couponer has a nick name (ex: Sista Save-a-lot)
-coupons are organized in clear sleeves in a binder
-when checkout is done in more than one transaction
-featured couponer expresses panic, nervousness, or uncertainty at the register
-the register freezes
-more than two full carts of groceries are used - take an extra drink if they have a giant stock cart from the back of the store
-featured couponer bosses around their husband/wife while shopping
-the featured couponer is a male
-the family drives a mini van
-a random person makes a comment on the amount of money the featured couponer saves
-the final receipt is held out to show how long it is
-the family has more than three kids
-the featured coupon makes their kids clip coupons and/or help them gather things at the store
-the featured couponer calls the store in advance to check sales or request extra items
